12.30 - 13.30
I'm making serious headway with the first bottle of wine so expect some splling mastikes soon....
12.30: For the first time ever Labour have lost control of Bedworth. It's gone blue! The BNP gained two seats as well... So obviously an educated ward!
Tessa Jowell is completely freaking out! By the end of the night I expect her to be cowering in the corner of the set, babbling incoherantly and wearing a tin-foil hat.
Seriously though, that's pretty bad. This is going to be a long night for Labour.
12.45: Jeremy Vine is dressed up as a cowboy and doing a southern accent while he talks about projected Lib Dem percentages. Am I awake?
12.45: Tories take control of Southampton according to Tony King it's "Sensational!"
12.50: Tories about to take Colchester after promising everyone a free convertible white Ford Escort (Probably).
Pretty much all anyone is saying tonight is Conservative gain, Conservative gain, Conservative gain! Tessa Jowell looks as if she's about to cry, every cloud eh?
13.05: Tories have more councils under their control now than Labour did at their peak in the 90s... Bottle of wine 2 now I think.
13.10: Boris Johnson's Dad is on TV now. He reminds me of uncle Monty from 'Withnail and I'. 'I mean to have you boy!'
13.25: Jeremy Vine is the King of the laboured analogy, this time something about Gordon Brown and Mr. Bean.
Right it's 1.30 and I'm tired and drunk. I'm going to knock this on the head and just declare the Labour Party totally fucked.
Boris Johnson is seeming a lot less humourous now...
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BORIS FOR MAYOR!
GOD BLESS THATCHER!
DOWN WITH THE LOONY LEFT!
those jeremy vine skits were surreal. i really struggled to understand the point of them.
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